Agriculture Club
If Agriculture Club was stuck in one of those fictitious "desert island" scenarios and forced to pick between old country (Johnny Cash, Flat & Scruggs, Buck Owens) and good, dirty, rock (AC/DC, Motorhead, The Hellacopters) they'd probably resign themselves to just hearing rock for the rest of their lives.
But, once they figured out how to ferment the local vegetation, they'd spend their entire days drinking, constantly dreaming about killing the person who forced that awful, awful, choice upon them.
Songs about drinking and tractors with lotsa distortion...
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