FREE No-Thorazine After Party Show: TARD, Swarm of the Lotus

Event Description

Didn't get enough Grind yet? Well, your testicular fortitude impresses me greatly, grasshopper. Perhaps you are ready for the next challenge. Strive valiantly towards the infamous Sausage Hut where you will meet dangers you have never dreamed. Swarms of Lotuses shall descend upon you, showering you will pollen and that milky stuff that seeps out of the end of flowers when you pull them out of the ground. Do you think your allergies can handle that?! I'd like to see them try. Should you, by great fortune and divine intervention, defeat these monsterous demon florae, you will be faced with 5 Tards, all trained in the deadly arts of Peenery and Kupapharr-Ting. Vanquish them, and your reward shall be just.

JUST A KICK IN THE NUTS!!! Ahh, it's funny 'cause it's true...